Reblog if you want to Demon!Dean in an all black suit, red tie, holding a red rose, in the middle of a rose garden when Sam shows up. Parallels anyone?
YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!!!
I thing this idea just made me have an orgasm
someone draw it
That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.
new school year
i’m not one of those people that will preach unconditional sex positivity
because some people’s “kinks” are having sex with children
and rubbing their genitals on random people on the train
miss me with the lectures about “kink shaming”
because there is a line
and way too many people cross it
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.
Hey wouldn’t it be awful if at the end of Supernatural Destiel had finally gotten together and stuff and they were living a domestic life and the last scene of Supernatural goes like this -
Dean lays back onto his bed with his eyes closed, we see him shift around restlessly for a moment before a drop of blood lands on his forehead. His eyes snap open with horrified realisation. Flames consume the screen as Dean screams, “CAS!”
Guardians was pretty great.
shut the front door when was the last time sammy wasn’t fucked up for an entire season
- season 1 - telepathy
- season 2 - more telepathy
- season 3 - tryna save dean
- season 4 - demon blood???
- season 5 - MORE demon blood/lucifer’s bitch
- season 6 - soulless and then fucked up from being soulless
- season 7 - SUPER fucked up/lucifer hallucinations
- season 8 - trials
- season 9 - gadreel????
what the fcuk
whoa, go eat a snickers bitch
this game already exists you assholes it’s called “Spec-Ops: The LIne” so go play that instead of putting insecure comic book characters on shit
#no kitten food goes in the bowl #then food goes in you #you seem to have confused a step
if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:
give them twenty dollars and go away.
As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.