posted 20 hours ago via arlothia · © pixel3r with 5 notes

pixel3r:

My favorite thing about sunny days is that the sky will be clear for stargazing in the night.

sgchan:

pocket-alex:

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

"The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell."

"HEAVENS TO BETSY"

philcoulson:

steve rogers’ internet history according to [x]

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

emmamalene:

sailing-s0ul:

awomanfromitaly:

anukii:

mis-c3l-la-neous:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

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Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

where is it

Notes all gone. End of the world

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

"Sibling relationships outlast marriages, survive the death of parents, and resurface after quarrels that would sink any friendship. They flourish in a thousand incarnations of closeness and distance, warmth, loyalty, and distrust."
— (via avidrascal)

ivoryathena:

wow i’m a teenager trying to figure out this horrifying dystopian world with minimal resources and constant terror while frequently fighting just to stay alive you know what i really have time for

a love triangle

dovvnload:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language

merthurian-legend:

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

Hail hydra

literallysnokoplasm:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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allhailthemadqueen:

everythingroosterteeth:

duoachievement:

Don’t tell me that they DID NOT PUT A WARNING AT THE BEGINNING OF THE VIDEO

not to mention Kyle also gave a warning before starting the game


And many times during the game.

allhailthemadqueen:

everythingroosterteeth:

duoachievement:

Don’t tell me that they DID NOT PUT A WARNING AT THE BEGINNING OF THE VIDEO

not to mention Kyle also gave a warning before starting the game

And many times during the game.

flamingno:

people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet

Reblog this if you can read a hand clock

e-rer-i:

nomorefallingallifrey:

lumos5001:

askhumanitestitanlover:

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just curious

who can’t read a hand clock

a lot of people can’t

Modern children

shortylego:

But honestly, how did she even get in there…. his apartment can’t have a fireplace….

thewicked-eternity