i want you all to know i have found someone that i love and want to spend the rest of my life with
remember kids: love yourself
Show this gifset to anyone who asks you wtf “Tumblr” even is.
this episode though
Well I do declare…
Wtf is hoth? I’m confused America
HOTH IS AN OUTER PLANET FROM STAR WARS THAT IS COLDER THAN EVEN RUSSIA’S DEEPEST WINTERS YOU UNCULTURED POTATO
Reblogging for that last comment
Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious
I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB
J U N I O R
I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.
In 8th grade I had a teacher who, if he caught you reading, would take your book away, read the ending, then threaten to tell you the ending if he caught you reading it again
this is perfect
I have to reblog this again because it’s perfect.
Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts
ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.
So much of this.
An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”
does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want
got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead?